Name: I Don't Insult People. I Accurately Describe Them - Sarcastic T-Shirt
Brand: Teetickler
Price: 21.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Product Description

Express your keen wit with this “I Don’t Insult People. I Accurately Describe Them” graphic tee. This sarcastic t-shirt is designed for those who appreciate sharp humor and straightforward observations, making it a perfect conversation starter.

This cotton shirt offers lasting comfort and is easy to pair with casual outfits like jeans or shorts, suitable for various occasions. It makes an excellent gift for friends, family, or colleagues who enjoy funny graphic tees and outspoken humor.

Our apparel features:

Double-stitched, ribbed collars for enhanced durability.
Machine washable fabric that resists shrinkage and damage.
Unisex design for versatile styling.
Professionally printed in the USA with meticulous care.

This classic cotton t-shirt blends high quality with a timeless aesthetic, crafted from durable materials for a versatile design that balances casual and refined. Its simple yet appealing style makes it a flexible addition to any wardrobe, maintaining its flawless quality and appearance through many washes. Enjoy the outstanding comfort and enduring design of this cotton t-shirt for years to come, ensuring a stylish and practical garment.

Main characteristics

Unisex T-shirt:

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (Ash: 99/1 cotton/poly, Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/poly)
Heavyweight classic unisex fit
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-Shirt:

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (Ash: 99/1 cotton/poly, Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/poly)
Heavyweight classic unisex fit
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Ladies’ V-Neck T-Shirt:

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (Ash: 99/1 cotton/poly, Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/poly)
Heavyweight classic unisex fit
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Pullover Hoodie:

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (Ash: 99/1 cotton/poly, Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/poly)
Heavyweight classic unisex fit
Taped neck and shoulders

SHIPPING TIMES:

– United States:

Standard (6 – 12 Business Days)
Expedited (4 – 8 Business Days)

– International:

Standard (14 – 28 Business Days)
Expedited (7 – 14 Business Days)

SHIPPING COST:

– Standard Shipping ($4.99+)

Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

– Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)

Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
It’s highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

Please Note:

We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.